Wanker Words BINGO Cards
Wanker Words Bingo is taking Australia’s corporate world by storm. A convoluted language that seems to say a whole lot about nothing is bamboozling Gen-X and Gen-Yers as they infiltrate offices around the country.
Read on to download your free BINGO cards.
Are their bosses talking about sports or sales when they say things like ‘moving the goal posts’ and ‘runs on the board’? And, why does everything happen at the end of the day? It’s all a bit of a, well, wank really, so we have decided to provide a game that will help clean up our boardroom language and amuse us while we do it.
Here’s how you play. Print these cards out and take them to your next board, production or team meeting. Anytime a Wanker Word is mentioned, you circle it on the card.
The first PLAYER to circle 4 out of 9 words on a card and yells (or mimes) BINGO wins. Getting busted disqualifies the win and player and, if possible, the game should resume. A prize should be agreed upon BEFORE you play.
It does not count if a PLAYER says a Wanker Word, but it is OK to bait a NON-PLAYER to say a Wanker Word.
Happy Wanking!
Obviously, extreme discretion is required when playing. KND takes no responsibility for any repercussions or dismissals that occur due to blatant wanking.
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Brilliant! Touch base is one of my favourites. Or least favourites, rather.
Here’s a few more to add to your own games
get the ball rolling
the wheels are in motion
face time (get some)
and a couple of classics …
reinvent the wheel
take it on board